Tomb Raider, Starring Rosanne Barr.

Author: Plissken

Date: October 7, 2002

by Plissken
10-07-02
Hi, I'm the new protagonist of Starcraft: Ghost! Don't I have perky breasts?!!
You know, nobody looks like that in real life.
It seems like most game companies don't realize that realism when designing characters isn't something to be ashamed of. I mean, why not have an overweight hairy woman as a hero for once?
Because if I was fat and hairy, then you wouldn't have that boner you have right now!
Fuck you, bitch.