Ain't life a kick in the teeth without dental coverage.

Author: Poopachuse

Date: February 23, 2003

by Poopachuse
2-23-03
So how is your life going, Sis?
I'm almost finished with my thesis, and my study about the mating habits of the rare, blind cave fish is about to get published in Scientific American. How goes your life, sibling?
My husband beat me this morning for making his eggs too runny. I'm pregnant with my fourth. Oh yeah, and I just got the blood test results back yeterday. Yeah, its syphilis.
You're fourth, huh?
Who would have thought?
You always were the pretty one.