Jesus you norteh man!

Author: Porck

Date: February 21, 2002

by Porck
2-21-02
What is this? Is jesus converting sum of the local youth?
(hmm..she's the right size..she should be able to reach it..) Oi little gurrrl! Cum to your Messiah!
Yes sir! Geeee..you look erm..tied up
Naughty Jesus!
See this blanket I'm wearing around my hips? Underneath it I hide sum candy...
OoooO!! Candy!! *removes blanket* OooO a lollipop, it's purple! My favourite!
Hah! God works in mysterious ways...
Mmm.. hmm..ergh..aarg..whot's this? AAARGGHH!!! feels like metal cutting threw my flesh!!! aaarff.. FATHER HELP MEH!
Mmm..tastes good.. My mummy always tells meh not to eat candy while I have my braces on, i dunno why, it tastes just as yummy....I wonder why the beardy man is crying..