All comics by Precision165

 

Can't Choose Your Family by Precision165 8-08-12
"Ya know Missy Pie...you embarrassed me in front of your Mom" Bitch	"...but I'll let it go this time" Jerk	"Let's say you and I grab something to eat at the club, whaddaya say?" "Oh gee Marjorie, do you think they still have any of the Triple Dipple Sunday's left?

 

Can't Choose Your Family by Precision165 8-08-12
"My brother thinks he's hot shit"	"He always looks like a Doofus"	"Jesus, the crap one has to put up with"

 

Can't Choose Your Family 3 by Precision165 8-08-12
" If you know what's good for you, you'll keep your hands off my daughter...." "But Mr. Wisxciewskii, I'm Gay!"	"You can make this hard....or easy on yourself.....let's discuss this Mano e Mano over a Turkish Bath at the Gym....Hey Curtis?" "But Mr. Wisxciewskii, I'm Gay!"	".....and I won't accept "no" for an answer, ya hear me?" "But Mr. Wisxciewskii, I'm Gay!"

 

Can't Choose Your Family 4 by Precision165 8-08-12
"Come on Jason, stop that crap and help me pick a dress!" Please Linda stop nagging me, I'm on level 66	"This could be the one, Jason...just need a little help from a brother with good taste!" Whew, just missed getting rammed up the ass by the Deltoid Sybian Pariahs	"Brown with black.. or the orange one with the fringes" Decisions decisions....add a speed pack or go for the power boost?

 

Dr Cooperman Tries to Persuade Lola To Go Out With Him

After the four hour Plastidioectimy "I missed the Vena Cava by this much" "You make me wet"

by Precision165, 8-08-12

 

You Don't Want to See How Politics and Sausages are Made by Precision165 8-11-12
Mada, did you hear who Romney chose to run for V.P.? Doesn't matter, I already got my abortion	So, youll never have sex again, Mada?	Geez, sex will be outlawed if they win, dummy!

 

You Can't Live With Them by Precision165 6-30-13
Heard On The Streets of Doylestown "Sanko? He's cute. I met him at a course I was taking. " "Oh yeah, what's that all about?"	" The Serbian Denial of Death and Destruction of Croatian Society"	"NO SILLY, I mean what's Sanko all about! " "Oh....., I heard he has a big dick"

 

Nut Case Number 12 by Precision165 6-03-14
Young David waiting for a bus to go to architecture Class "I'd fuck you for a nut... Mr.	Amy is persistent "How 'bout a blow job?"	Young David knows it's a sin to have sex with squirrels "Loser...he probably can't get it up anyway"

 

HIDDEN THOUGHTS OF THE CUBICLE WORKER by Precision165 7-12-16
I wonder. If I vote for Pedro for President will I get fired	i can't stand Donald or Hillary	Maybe I can hide under the desk

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