All comics by Predator

 

Hoffer try's to get a gift for the children by Predator 12-08-01
- Hoffer getting poor kids gifts - Hey Mr. Hoffer. I thought I'd give you my wish list for Christmas. Lets see here...Model Cars, 10gallon drum hair gel, Abercrombie clothes, 12 inch dildo, season tickets to Blazers...	Hoffer is in search of the perfect gift for Little Timmy What the FUCK you lookin at !?!?! I dunno, thats looks about 12 inches long...	Hoff try's to convince Dong Head to please the your boy There's no way in HELL you're gonna stick my head up there... It's fun for the whole family. Come on....do it for the children.

 

Hoffer's date with Homo Joe by Predator 12-08-01
Hoffer gets ready for his HOT date Damn, only took me 2 1/2 hrs this time to look this good...and oh how good I look. Now let's go get some LOVINS. Mirror	Hoffer picks up his date for the night Hey there big fella. It's fantastic to see you again. My god Homo Joe. You are gorgeous.. I just love the way your nipple rings match your outfit.	Hoffer putting the moves on Homo Joe Hey. If you pull my finger, you can hear a strong wind blowing through my GOATSEXED rectum. No way! Thats to die for! Let my rub up my nipples before we get started.

 

Hoffer checking an e-mail Jeremy sent him by Predator 12-08-01
Hoffer checking his e-mail in his dorm * BEEP * Sweet. Finally got an e-mail from Jeremy...	* You Have Mail * Genitalia	* HEY EVERYBODY! IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! * F u u u u u u c k

 

Devin visits his Doctor by Predator 12-08-01
Devin visits his doctor Dr. Fillmicrack. Ive got a problem... What seems to be the problem Devin?	Well...I've got what you might call Bitch Tits. Ah Bitch Tits. Ya, that does seem like a problem. Especially if they get in the way while whackin.	Well now that I think about, I don't really have a problem. Just something extra to play with while whackin! Thanks Doc! Uh....ya. No problem.

 

Please pray for bush by Predator 12-10-01
Dear Jebus, I am hear today to pray for the one thing I need most in my life...Vagina.	Hey, what the fuck were you just doing? I thought I told you to wait in the car while I was in Peter Land. I was praying to Jebus so he could help me get some pussy.	If by pussy you mean mangina, go ahead and pray for me too. Sorry Hoff, no dirthole for you.

 

ROAD HEAD - ITS SAFER THAT WAY by Predator 2-13-02
I told ya it was a bad idea to have sex while I was driving Well it was worth it, not like you needed a car anyways	Well next time lets just go with the ROAD HEAD eh. Ya, good idea Jeremy...ROAD HEAD it is.	Sex while drivin eh...what regular sex isnt good enough for ya now? Well when we're horny it's time to beat it up!

 

Head or no Head - Its all good by Predator 2-13-02
Hey Jeremy, Im feelin rather horny, how about some of that tongue action? God Im SO HORNY! Oh my dick aches.	GET OVER HERE AND EAT ME! Oh ya Shavonne, Im so hungry for some poontang pie!	Bring it big boy! I ready for you to lay down that wicked tongue of yours. Ya know, Im feelin rather tired right now. Wake me up when you're ready to give head.

 

Lay down the lovins - Get caught by Predator 2-13-02
I want you SO BAD! GIVE IT TO ME NOW JEREMY! Hey, first put on that costume I got you...it'll look SO HOT on you.	Now THATS what Im talkin about! Bring is GIRL I feel so sexy right now! Im so wet!	OH MY GOD! This is better than the SPICE channel! Daddy, why is she moaning so much? Is she in pain?

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