Pirates of the Movie Theater: Dead Presidents

Author: PrimoOoze1138

Date: September 16, 2006

by PrimoOoze1138
9-16-06
Ahoy there, gent! What can a pirate get fer ya this fine evening?
A bottle of water. That's all.
Arr, the fee comes to three dollars, and a half!
Alrighty, can you break a fifty?
That I can, kind sir. Ye'd best leave in a hurry, lest another pirate stick a shiv in ye for the rest of yer paper monies!