Making Jesus cool again.

Author: PrimoOoze1138

Date: January 6, 2008

by PrimoOoze1138
1-06-08
Today's sermon is about Jesus' encounter with John the Baptist.
And The Lord provideth His Son with a spacesuit, so that he may not know the foul wilderness air...
And when Jesus came unto John the Baptist in the wild, he was shocked to find a raw turkey stuffed down John the Baptist's pants.
And The Lord blessed John the Baptist, and said unto him, "If a turkey is what your pants desire, then so it shall be." Amen.