luke and the college party

Author: PrincessLaura123

Date: February 11, 2004

despite the amazing compant, luke is not enjoying the college party, mainly because he hasnt died from alcohol poisioning yet
how shit this party is, i've drunk 10 pints of vodka and im still not drunk enuff to collapse into a coma..wot a shit nite
yeh man get with it init nigga aaaaaye izzit biatch fuckshit BOOYAAAR
however it looks as though the nite cud b improving for luke when he spots a sexy laydee
maybe i'll smoke sum drugs and see if i can OD that way.....oooo but who is that sexy specimen i see over there...no not laura baxter that sexy older woman dressed like a man
as u can see...the story has another highly predictable end.
HELLO FENTY! wana get jiggy in the bogs?
ooooooo lukey how fandabbydosy to see u again. cum n giv us a snog!