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One night, Little Jimothy was walking home...
What the HELL is that smell...?
Holy Mary Mother of Jesus!
HEHEHEHEHE!!! I'm Gonna KILL You!!!!!
Well that didn't amount to much...
Wait a second, I don't smoke...
Oh, well then I got nothing against you. Sorry, I'll be off then.

 

His First Case. How Exciting.
Well, I'll do my best...
Please, it's my favourite horse!
The First Clue!
I do believe it's a trail of horse manure.....
Hmmmm.....
'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, what's this?
What have we here?

 

Not something you see every day...
Christ, it's Beezlebub himself!
Yep. And now I'm going to eat you.
Oh, I think not.
Who says so?
This Holy Water Pistol.
Bugger.

 

Our Hero faces down Satan...
What have you done with Klip-Klop, you spawn of Satan?
Huh?
Wow! Here comes a plot twist...
???
Wait a second, wait a second. It's all wrong. I AM Satan, ergo, I cannot be my own spawn.
Bet you didn't see that coming, did you?
Yeah, whatever dude. So where's the horse?
I'm not telling.

 

Can our Hero survive his Encounter?
If you don't tell me, at the count of 3 I'll melt you.
Bog off.
1..........2..........3..........
You can't kil me, I'm Invincible! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Evidently, he does.
Bog off yourself.
Bugger.

 

Jimothy is back on the trail...
Over hill and over dale he travels....
But still no nearer the goal...

 

But wait! A clue!
I've know where Klip-Klop is.
That was lucky....
How did you know I was looking for him?
Well it's hard to fit lots of dialogue in these boxes.
Exactly.
You're telling me. Only yesterday I was in the middle of a joke, when all of a sudden
Exactly.

 

Huzzah! The End is in sight!
So, where exactly IS Klip-Klop?
I'm right here....
What the......???
Oh well...
Blimey, what the hell was that all about?
To be honest, we're making it up as we go along.

 

Oh, yet another twist....
You know, for a horse, you're pretty damn ugly.
I'm not.
I bet that you've never had a girlfriend.
I have!
Really?
Well, no, not really. They think I'm ugly as hell.

 

Yet again, the end is in sight...
I'd better get you back to your owner then.
What? Oh, I suppose so. Lead on maestro.
Off they go....
You're getting very annoying.
Am I?
Nearly there now...
Yes, you are.
Am I really?

 

Home at last.....
Right dude, I've found your horse. Now pay up.
No.
Oooh, time for The Thrilling Showdown...
If someone annoys me that much, I expect payment...
Sod off, Chutney Chops.
Have we seen this before...?
Sucks to be you then.
Bugger.

 

Oh dear, crappy comedian alert...
....and so I said, that's not a rabbit, that's cheese!
Boo! get off the stage!
Watch out, blackout!
What the?....Hey, get off!...
Thank you psycopathic members of the audience!
Huzzah! Huzzah!

 

The American Civil War
If you don't give me back my slaves, I'll KILL you!!!!!
No. Bog off, Colonel Sanders.
War reigns over the land. Who will win?
Oh, the good guys.
Bugger.
Nah nah nah nah nah.

 

The Industrial Revolution....
I hate this bloody farm work.
Yeah! What we need, right, is a REVOLUTION!...
Industry arrives...
Yahoo! Now we have machines, we can do anything!
Yep, that's right, so it is.
Same old, same old....
I hate this bloody mine work.
Yeah! What we need, right, is a REVOLUTION!...

 

The 60's.....
Wow, that stuff is really strong....
You're telling me.
Uh, OK.....Where am I?
Who cares? Spread the Love, people!
Oh dear, my hand appears to be dissolving.....
Welcome to Stoned City, Population: You.

 

So, what do you think of this mad cow disease?
Don't ask me, I'm MULLETRON
Uncomfortable Silence.
You realise that we're going to get sued for breech of copyright laws?
Don't ask me, I'm MULLETRON

 

Here is my lawyer.
I would like to apologise for the senseless act of copy-catness in the last comic.
We have come to an arrangement which we feel benefits both parties.
The fact that I'm in jail had nothing to do with it whatsoever.

 

What are you doing?
Sucking up to Johnny_K. I think my last comic worked.
So what's this one?
An exploration of new ideas, 'tis all.
You really haven't got a creative bone in your body have you?
I prefer to think of myself as "special."

 

I, Mulletron, have the keys to the infinite wisdom of the chest that contains the secret of who hacked Cobra's account.
Wow. Who was it?
I will not tell.
So....you don't know then?
Yes, I do. I just won't tell you so people take an interets in me. It's so hard having a mullet...*sob*
here, there. I'm sure Steve will be along in a second ot let you have a go in his brum-Brum Car.

 

As the young hobbits try to escape the Evil Land of Moria, They are pursued by an evil demon. Gandalf tries to hold him off at a small stone bridge....
*Growls*
Fine, run ahead, don't worry about me. I just have to hold off a demon from the pits of hell, that's all...
*Growls, again*
Guess this is it......YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS!!!
Cue crying hobbits, sad music, yadda yadda yadda....
(Whilst falling, below shot) Oh, shit! You old, grudge-bearing bastard. Just because Jane chose me for the dance, and not you....
What? You lying bastard, you stole her from me! Come back here! *Jumps after demon*

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