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| Dude, Christmas is going to be so sweet this year. | |
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| I have enough money to buy presents! Santa finally remembered to pay me back the money he owes me. Maybe next time that fat ass will watch where he's going and NOT kick my uncle in the face. | |
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| Oh, stop. That guy was clearly dressed up as Ted Kennedy. No one would be caught dead trick or treating as Santa on Halloween. | |
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| Dude....what if it was Ted Kennedy? Teddy, you're the next in line, asshole! | |
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| Geez, you jack-o-lanterns can be so fucking paranoid sometimes. | |
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