Channel 6 Live on 53rd Street
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| This is George Gordon with a special report from a local ninja who witnessed a horrible crime. | |
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| Yes, I was on my way to buy some new Yu-Gi-Oh cards when a group of old ladies jumped out of the shadows and kidnapped a man. | |
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Channel 6 Live on 53rd Street
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| I'm sorry did you say "Old Ladies" like the kind you see movies? I don't think Old Ladies really exist now do they. | |
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| Oh but they do, and they steal your organs. You must be careful cause they can move like the wind and are very hard to see. | |
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Channel 6 Live on 53rd Street
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| O.K. that guy was obviously a nut job was there any other witnesses | |
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| I can help you young man and might I say what a strong looking heart you have | |
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