Pump_Jockey  

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I pump gas at a gas station. When you go to your local gas station, don't be cheap, they don't pay us that well. Give us some money. It'll compensate for the brain damage caused by the gas fumes. Send your feedback to pump_jockey@hotmail.com
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by Pump_Jockey
1-07-01
Hey, kid, get me off this fucking cross.
I'm afraid I can't do that, Jesus.
What the fuck?
Why the fuck is that? C'mon, I'll give you blessings and shit.
Well, because I'm the one who put you there. And now I'm the one who's going to eat your fucking brains.
Well isn't this fucking great?
Why me? I'm fucking Jesus for Christ's sake. I'm supposed to be a fucking savior.
What? I can't hear you. I've got these mother fucking feet stuck in my ears.
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