Jesus gets fucked once again

Author: Pump_Jockey

Date: January 7, 2001

by Pump_Jockey
1-07-01
Hey, kid, get me off this fucking cross.
I'm afraid I can't do that, Jesus.
What the fuck?
Why the fuck is that? C'mon, I'll give you blessings and shit.
Well, because I'm the one who put you there. And now I'm the one who's going to eat your fucking brains.
Well isn't this fucking great?
Why me? I'm fucking Jesus for Christ's sake. I'm supposed to be a fucking savior.
What? I can't hear you. I've got these mother fucking feet stuck in my ears.