Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do..
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What *really* happened..
Hey yo, this shit ain't funny! I swear by all that's Holy, someone's gonna be gettin' a boot full'o smitin' when I get down from here! And this spear? Oooh, boy, are *you* gonna be sorry..
Why are we here, Lord? Why have you deemed necessary for us to meander in our pitiful and meaningless existence for physical and material self-gratification? Why is there nothing more to this Life?
And.. and, why me, Lord? What have I done? Am I not humble enough? Why do you continue to mock me, a sheep of your own flock? Must I end my existence to recieve these answers?
ZzzZZzzz.. hmm, huh.. what? Did someone say something?
Dear Billy, Hi, I'm your new lost little sister. We've never met before because we were seperated at birth, and I was shipped to China. Please send me some money, so I can send my friend to school.
I'm not quite certain.. she could very well be my sister..
Dude, she hasn't even got the same line-art as you!
Hah, you don't really believe I'm a Dragon do you? Well, watch this!
Well, it isn't the most probable story I've he..
Y'know, that would have been impressive if it wasn't for the fact that you just gave yourself third-degree burns. Can I have my bottle of scotch back now?
The hurting.. Mummy never told me incindiery glands don't mix with alcohol..