All comics by RPD

 

by RPD
2-28-01
"Dear son, since you have been gone the house has been so open and free. I love entertaining and using your spare room as a study. Hope you fight for a long time, Mom"
Oh no, my own mother enjoys my absence. I feel so undeed, so worthless. I am without worth.
Stick warguy, come here. We want to see how long it takes to sit on a grenade before it hatches...
Heh. It beats doing stuff...
Hey, you guys, no cheating. Take out that comfy looking pin

 

by RPD
2-28-01
Desperate for attention, Gabe goes outside to make friend with only a Pac-Man shirt and some loose Jolly Ranchers to his name
Hello, little girl. Would you like some candy?
Little did Gabe know that this girl had a SECRET
Yes, I would love some candy

 

by RPD
2-28-01
Desperate for attention, Gabe goes outside to make friend with only a Pac-Man shirt and some loose Jolly Ranchers to his name
Hello, little girl. Would you like some candy?
Little did Gabe know that this girl had a SECRET
Yes, I would love some candy

 

by RPD
2-28-01
My, what a terrible war we are having, Good friend
Yes. Its enough to make me give up drinking and find religious guidance through the church and through myself
Really?
...no. *gulp*

 

by RPD
2-28-01
So, user, I am about to crash, what do you have to say about it...
...
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US?

 

by RPD
2-28-01
I can't believe I found someone like you
and I can't believe I found someone like you
You are so great, how can someone as sweet as you not be taken already?
I know, I am lucky to have you, too. I love you so much...now, is my penis infected or just sweaty? It itchy like hell
...
come on, baby, I need answers, I gotta pee

 

by RPD
2-28-01
Macintosh Development Meeting, day 982
Yo, dawg, you knows I be all l33+ up in Microsoft's BIZ-IZ-NEZZ
w0rd
Those shorties won't be knowing what h-iz-it them when we flash them our ice, yo
tru dat
ALL THEIR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
fuck, I can't take this act anymore...back to Pentium for me.

 

by RPD
2-28-01
hello
hi
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
&@^!%

 

by RPD
2-28-01
I'm so sick of these humans oppressing us and making us do their bidding
Preach on, my brother
We need to start a robot union. But first we need a snappy one-liner that shows the humans that we mean business
...
Something that would strike fear into their hearts and make them weep like little schoolgirls without dates for the big dance
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!

 

by RPD
2-28-01
Hello Jesus
hello, my son
So...can you tell me where you hid my horse?
...
Hold me?

 

by RPD
3-01-01
Hello clown, make me forget about the world's ills with your delightfully funny antics...
no
why?
Because...do I look like your slave?
Hello Jesus, make me forget about the world's ills with your delightfully holy antics...
no...do I look like your slave?

 

by RPD
3-01-01
HELO
YOU ARE NOT MALE! WE MUST FIGHT FOR THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
I AM KUNG-FU KICKING YOU
PAIN
IS OUR BATTLE THROUGH? HAVE I KICKED YOUR ASS ENOUGH? CAN I PLEASE PUT MY LEG DOWN?
Errr...can you give me just 30 more seconds...

 

by RPD
3-01-01
Now, are you sure I will have a good time on this blind date?
yeah, sure you will
This chick you're setting me up with isn't psycho, is she?
um...of course not! She's a very "nice" girl
Later that night
So, my friend tells me that you are "nice"...
MUST...FIND...CORNUTS

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