Rabbiphunkiewski  

You thee officer, this jive ath thurkey wath all ups in my bizthnathh.

Alths a sthudden, the mothafhucka pulths out this shwitchblade shit and salahazashes the fahunk out ma brotha Jayvon.

Ok, sir you're free to go.

You have the right to remain silent...

You're gonna believe him? But he's not even white!