All comics by Rabid_Weasle

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by Rabid_Weasle
4-12-03
Ta-da!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
4-12-03
Are you trying to get my attention?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
4-12-03
I think it's time we discussed our relationship.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
4-12-03
Don't look at me! I'm fat!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
4-12-03
Are you going to eat that?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
4-12-03
Are you tryng to avoid me?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
4-12-03
I've done it! I have destroyed the world!
Well this is awkward

 

by Rabid_Weasle
4-12-03
And now for a word from our sponsor.
Pubes!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
4-12-03
Did I come at a bad time?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
4-12-03
Sorry

 

by Rabid_Weasle
4-12-03
I like what you've done with the place.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
4-12-03
Has it grown yet?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
4-15-03
Coming up! Vin Disel in xXx!
You were right, it is more entertaining!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
4-15-03
Need some help?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
4-24-03
Hey! It's that girl ya like! Go ask her out man!
Hey... uhhh... are you doing anything this friday...
So... how'd it go?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
4-24-03
Oh my fuck! I am being attacked by the letter 'I'!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
4-27-03
I love you so much.
There is nothing in the world that can ruin this moment.
Donkey cock!
...
Ok... I was wrong.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
4-27-03
Whoops! This is the wrong house!
I could have sworn I heard someone out here just now...
And that's when I came this close to knocking on Death's door!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
4-29-03
HOBBIES FOR THE INVULNERABLE
Who is up for some shotgun tag!
WORST THING TO HEAR FROM A DOCTOR
There is no god!
THINGS NOT TO SAY TO AN ASSASSIN
Ok... my eyes are closed... when do I get my present?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
5-08-03
That never happened!
It did so!
Yeah, sure it did.
Ok! I will prove it to you then!
Like that time you tried to prove to me that Old Ms.Grumples is really a man...
You promised to never speak of that again!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
5-08-03
See! There is his house right there!
That's Death's house?
Yes. That's exactly what I said.
I dunno... that doesn't exactly look like a house Death would live in...
Why? What's wrong with it?
I'm not sure if it's the garden that says ''I Wuv My Flowers'' above it or the village of lawn gnomes.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
5-08-03
Well I'm telling you it is!
I still don't belive you. Why don't you just go and knock on the door?
Are you crazy! It's Death! He'll make me dead!
But there is no ''Death'' so it's ok!
And if I am telling the truth?
If you're telling the truth? Well then Hell will be frozen over when you get there anyway... so it won't be so bad.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
5-08-03
Man... the things I do to try and impress girls...
Hello? May I help you?
Oh! Sorry, wrong house!
Who was it dear?
Oh, just some kid.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
5-08-03
That never happened!
It did so!
Yeah, sure it did. You've been making stuff up ever since you lost your job!
Ok! I'll prove it to you then!
Like that time you tried to prove to me Lisa Thompson doesn't have the clap?
You promised to never speak of that again!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
6-02-03
*knock knock knock*
Can I never take a bath without someone knocking on the door?
Hello sir, I'm selling Ultimate Doom to raise money for my scouts troop.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
6-06-03
I am not in a comic!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
6-06-03
Hurray! 3% done!
Hurray! 48% done!
Hurray! 89% done!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
6-23-03
I'm so nervous... this is my first day as a mall santa!
Don't worry, you'll do fine. At least you better or your fat ass is fired! Now get out there!
(Ok here goes nothing) HO! HO! HO! Hello little boy, and have you been good or nau-- ZOINK!
Santa, for Christmas, I want you to pee on me.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
6-23-03
How about I remove those Super Pants of yours...
Captain Amazing likes this idea!
SHAZAM!!!
...that was fast...
It happens to all super-hero's first time...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
6-23-03
So I was sitting there waiting for the bus, and this guy who looks exactly like me sits beside me and I say...
Hello good sir, my name is Jeremy.
And he replies...
Good day, my name is Jeremy.
I was blown away! I tell you, I was beside myself!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
6-24-03
H.P. Lovecraft sits at his typewriter (which just looks like a computer)...
I need to think of something new and fresh to sell to Japanise publishing companies...
That's it! I've got it!
Wow Mr.Cthullu! That's a big tentacle you've got there!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
6-27-03
Mr.Satan is ready to see you Mr. uhhh... Evil.
You wanted to see me Sir?
Yes, we're cutting back on our staff and I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go...
I can't believe this! After all I've done for this company! After 4 million years I get shoved out on my ass!...
Oh... I love raising hell.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
6-27-03
So now what an I supposed to do... my life is so meaningless... *sob*
Oh god! Please show me the way!!
Oops! Uhh... I mean... I should go rape... and murder... and... stuff... yeah... Or find another job... One that's evil...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
6-27-03
Would you like fries with that?
Yes, please.
Well that's to bad!!! Hahahahaha!
...haha... Oooh... I am so fucking evil.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
6-27-03
Do you want fries with that?
Yes, please.
Well you can not have any you lowly goat fucker! Mwa hahaha! Evil!
Seriously though dude, we're all out.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
6-27-03
Did you just call one of the customers a goat fucker?
And what are you going to do about it anal probe boy?
I'll report you to the manager that's what...
Oops...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
6-27-03
You know what screw this! I don't need this job!
Clean up register 3...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
7-03-03
At the Top 40 Radio Station Convention...
I have a very important announcement to make! After many years and dollars spent we have finally made a discovery!
It turns out that radio stations do not have to play the same songs over and over again! Yes comrades, we can play different songs!
Get outta town! You're shittin' us right?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
7-03-03
Ahhh, you're gonna take me home tonight! Ahhh down beside that red fire light!
Ahhh, you're gonna let it all hang out! Fat bottomed girls you maked the rockin' world go round!
Did you just call me fat?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
7-03-03
Blinded by the light!
Wrapped up like a deuce another runner in the night!
Did you just call me a douche?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
7-03-03
Some people call me the space cowboy!
Some call me the gangster of loooove!
Some people call me Maurrrice! Whooop woooo!
Because I speak, of the pompatus of loooove.
Did you just call me a... ok, what the fuck did you just call me?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
7-03-03
Dun dun dun! Dun dun dun dun!
Dun dun dun! Dun dun!
Smooooke on the water! Fire in the sky!
...that song has words?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
7-08-03
In an attempt to help raise money, we at stripcreator have become affilate with certain sites.
They combine the best of both sites into one super-site! I hope you enjoy!
I can't believe you Brad, you sold-out! You bitch!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
7-08-03
The first site which will join with Strip Creator is Dictionary.com. Here's an example of the new service you will receive.
v. wor·ried, (wûrd, wr-)
To feel uneasy or concerned about something; be troubled.
To proceed doggedly in the face of difficulty or hardship; struggle: worried along at the problem.
it means u a fag!! omg!!
lmfao!!!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
7-08-03
Also, the mega search-engine will become Stripped! Here's what the new google looks like!
Search: Recipes for chicken
Chicken Recipes - Fried Chicken, Chicken Casseroles and More
A variety of recipes using chicken, including casseroles, chicken and dumplings, chicken spaghetti, fried chicken, chicken and rice, crockpot recipes and much ...
Enough about chicken... can we edit comics yet?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
7-08-03
The e-mail service Hotmail will now show e-mails using StripCreator! Let's take a look...
Subject: Fwd:send this or else!
If you love puppies send this to 20 people and a cute boy with show you his penis!
Raar! Send it or tobor will cornhole you!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
7-08-03
Finally, eBay will use Strip Creator to show all of its auctions!
Fine ming vase.
16th Century ming vase. Mint condition. Must sell!
Current bid: $547, place bid of $550 or more!
hdb!!!!
hdb! hdb! hdb! hdb! hdb! hdb! hdb!!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
7-08-03
Wow, looks like Rabid fucked up that last comic.
Yeah, why the fuck was I in that last comic? He'll probably just edit me out.
To bad you can't...
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
7-09-03
Phew! That was a good jog! But it's getting late so I'll see ya later.
Alright, see ya later Ted.
Hey honey...
And where have you been at this hour?
Running with the devil...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
7-09-03

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