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by RadRac
10-05-04
I watched the vice presidential debates tonight
I gave up on those. They just seem to prove the country is getting dumber.
I couldn't tell who was making more stupid mistakes...Cheney or Edwards
It's all pretty irrelevant. The country is pretty screwed.
I think that tonight the debates were actually worse
I didn't notice.

 

by RadRac
10-06-04
how was class today?
In CPS the teacher was talking about going to the "pokey"
But doesn't that sound...
Don't say it.

 

by RadRac
10-06-04
I've decided to become a post-modernist
There is no reality, there is no truth, apart from what we say it is
whaddyou think?
We need to start turning you away from the TV during the matrix

 

by RadRac
10-06-04
In other news today Rodney Dangerfield has passed on
That's sad
He died during surgery at the age of 82
roll eyes here
Man, now no one "can't get no respect"

 

by RadRac
10-07-04
Hot and horny co-eds are waiting to do anything for you!!
oh good, spam
These girls are ready and waiting for your call
Do they really do anything?
Just submit all of your personal information for "processing"
Cause my carpet really needs to be vaccumed

 

by RadRac
10-12-04
It's amazing that anyone can get anything done on the internet these days.
Why? Are they getting hung up by great services like Webdate or something?
Yea right, like anyone would use something like that.
I don't wanna talk about it.
You got rejected again didn't you.

 

by RadRac
10-12-04
Hey I got a letter today from that girl that rejected me
Good for you, I knew you could do it
She says here that she really likes puppies and has an afinity for running
Sounds like a good match
How is it a good match? I don't excercise at all!
Yes, but she didn't mention prison or any former crack addiction so she can't be all that bad

 

by RadRac
10-18-04
Yea I took some time off
Hey, you've been gone a while
Oh I was around
Where did you go?
heh heh heh
Wait! you're a phone! you're plugged into the wall! wtf is going on here!

 

by RadRac
10-18-04
Yea I took some time off
Hey, you've been gone a while
Oh I was around
Where did you go?
heh heh heh
Wait! you're a phone! you're plugged into the wall! wtf is going on here!

 

by RadRac
11-03-04
The elections are finally over
It's been a long hard road
We were even able to finish the election without a recount
Bush and Kerry fought long and hard
And now there is one question left to ask
How many days do we have left till the amount of sheer stupidity in the universe overtakes the amount of hydrogen

 

by RadRac
11-03-04
"My fellow americans..I want to thank you for your support"
Oh good, the acceptance speech
"I would also like to thank my wife and my kids and God"
I wonder if he gets paid for every member of the American public he thanks
I am also greatful for the support of my dog, and my dentist and the homeless man who I kick every morning on the way to bailing my kids out of jail
I'd like to thank you from a train, I'd thank you from a plane. I'd like to thank voting republicans this year, if we don't die first it'll be a long 4 years.

 

by RadRac
11-03-04
I have a plan to take over the world
I promise, I'll be a nice dictator. I'll give all my subjects cookies.
And whipping will be held only on tuesdays and thursdays
Forget it, you didn't win the election, Bush did. Though consequently if you decide to run for office, I'll be your campaign manager

 

by RadRac
10-05-05
To all my readers, friends, hate mailers, and bomb threats waiting to happen...
We here at Pirate Rabbit Extraordinare would like to apologize for the extremely lengthy absence from our regularly scheduled comic making.
I've no excuse for myself...other than: El Nino, Because Bush was reelected, Hurricane Katrina, Al-Qaeda made me do it, the Iraqi government was supporting me before it fell, the US military invaded..

 

by RadRac
10-06-05
I find it amazing that in today's society there are so many conspiracy theorists
More people in the world equals more weirdos. It had to happen.
But it's more than that. So many people thingking aliens will steal babies or the UN is plotting to destroy the American way of life.
I mean come on, these theories are ridiculous!
Wait, don't group me together with the weirdo alien followers. The UN is full of commies...just you wait and see.

 

by RadRac
10-12-05
There have been a lot of natural disasters lately.
I've been noticing that.
What with katrina and the recent earthquake...heck, the tsunami wasn't THAT long ago
But really what are you going to do about it?
Persoanlly I blame Al Gore
Damn Hippy

 

by RadRac
10-13-05
I know I complain a lot but I don't understand what this world is coming to
Whaddyou mean?
Well we have the threat of nuclear war, governments being ineffective and hate being spread all over the world
Is this because I've been letting you watch CNN?
Please don't send me back to watching MTV
Nothing says world peace like dumb actors making asses of themselves in their own country as well as overseas

 

by RadRac
2-14-06
The Hamas election has been quite the upset to the world community.
As well it should. Who wants terrorists running a country?
There are so many things wrong with that statement. A) Palestine isn't a country. B) One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter...
That's not the point! It's the principle of the matter.
What principle? How can you be citing principle when your base assumptions are fundamentally wrong?
I plead the Bush defense.

 

by RadRac
2-27-06
SO we have this giant trade deal going on with Venezuela for oil. But wasn't it recently said that there was avian influenzea in Venezuela? I mean, this could mean catastrophe for the United States!
Because when importing the oil to the east coast (as that's where Venezuela imports to) we could import some of the flu and create an epidemic in our centers of business and government!
...
Seriously, either you're really getting into that whole conspiracy theories gig again or the latest issue of the Economist just exploded in your brain.

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