"My fellow americans..I want to thank you for your support"
Oh good, the acceptance speech
"I would also like to thank my wife and my kids and God"
I wonder if he gets paid for every member of the American public he thanks
I am also greatful for the support of my dog, and my dentist and the homeless man who I kick every morning on the way to bailing my kids out of jail
I'd like to thank you from a train, I'd thank you from a plane. I'd like to thank voting republicans this year, if we don't die first it'll be a long 4 years.
To all my readers, friends, hate mailers, and bomb threats waiting to happen...
We here at Pirate Rabbit Extraordinare would like to apologize for the extremely lengthy absence from our regularly scheduled comic making.
I've no excuse for myself...other than: El Nino, Because Bush was reelected, Hurricane Katrina, Al-Qaeda made me do it, the Iraqi government was supporting me before it fell, the US military invaded..
SO we have this giant trade deal going on with Venezuela for oil. But wasn't it recently said that there was avian influenzea in Venezuela? I mean, this could mean catastrophe for the United States!
Because when importing the oil to the east coast (as that's where Venezuela imports to) we could import some of the flu and create an epidemic in our centers of business and government!
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Seriously, either you're really getting into that whole conspiracy theories gig again or the latest issue of the Economist just exploded in your brain.