All comics by RagnarDanneskjold

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Hi.
Fuck.
Thus!
...
...
And so...
SATAN WILL RAPE YOUR DOG!
I gotta do this more often.

 

So how are we enjoying my cave of infinite delight and somewhat infinite grotesquosityness?
Uh... it's... nice.
Wanna get naked?
Yes.
Later...
Let's get it on, big boy.
GodDAMMIT!

 

At first...
Don't fuck with me.
You want summa the Duke?
Until...
That's it. You're going down.
Bring it, bitch.
When, orgasmically...
... uh... my feet are stuck.
Yeah, right, and I'm paralyzed from the waist do... aw, sheeit.

 

I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY KNIFE BUT I WILL BLOCK SO I DO NOT DIE YAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Baaaaa.
I said "YAAAAAAAAAAAH!", dammit. Run away!
You don't wanna kill me.
Jesus wept.
Thank you, talking goat!
Baaaaaaaaaaapyrokinesisaaaaaa.

 
First came the prelude.
Wang.
Then the f'taghn struck!
Ow.
Cool.

 

I'm a chicken, yessiree.
Die.
Squawk!
And the chicken did so promptly.
This is the happiest day of my life.

 

This flag is representive of my engorged member.
And this gun of mine.
Does this mean you feel the same as I?
I believe it does.
Let's kill some goddamn Canadians, then.
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.

 

Got 'ny shpare vokda?
*sigh*
This world, one with such filth and perversion, is not one worth living in.
... gimme shum fuckin' vodka.
Oh, fuck off.

 

Wow... nice ass.
Doo-pa-do-- the hell?!
Shit.
Did you just touch my ass?!
Yes, he did.
Uh... that's where Death traditionally has to touch you for you to die. You've played death tag, right?
Well... if those are the rules...

 

So how we gonna crush 'em?
Gonna crush 'em face down!
Yeah, how we gonna crush 'em?
Gonna crush 'em face down!
We are so old-school.
Word up to all my beeps.

 

Meet Merv.
I feel the power of Jesus inside me. ... uhn... hnnnnnnnnnnnnng... urg...
Communion. It does a body good.
Dude.

 

Gabe has been transformed into an evil serial killer.
Grr.
... ohshit.
Gabe has killed that other guy. Gabe is happy.
Grr.
Gasp, I am dead. Uuuugh...
But is he content?
Grr.
Oh, wait. It's just ketchup in my pants.

 

The doctors had to remove my penis. I'm going to fester in my own juices and some of this sweet, sweet vodka now.
So? I'm Jesus.
For another joke, look at the background carefully.
Jesus, I tell you.
That means somehow, Jesus and this whoever guy are in a boat. Isn't it funny?
You can see through that chick's shirt. Cool.
Jesus speaking.

 

I'm darker and eviller.
I'll rape your dog.
Sounds like someone needs a tentacle raping.
Just try it.
Cthulhu wins. Anality.
Man, it's been a while.
Ow. My ass.

 

You open the door, and you step inside...
Insert trippy music (or penis) here.
Whee.
Find your power animal.
You leave me the fuck alone.
Submit!

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