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Today, we're learning about safety from people who have experienced the horror first hand!
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| Don't put your face through a jointer, kids. I don't even have cheeks now. | |
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| Don't dip your loins in radioactive waste. It tends to... melt them. | |
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| Eating Super Glue while having an evil idea made my face stick like this... and don't get addicted to goatee gel. | |
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| Don't eat peacocks. Their name is so misleading! But, I paid the price for sucking on one. | |
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| I lost my rifle, so I glued my knife to my hand. BIG! MISTAKE! | |
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| This one speaks for itself. | |
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