All comics by Raisinface

 

Don't drink the frowny face by Raisinface 10-25-01
Have you been under the sink yet? No, why?	The stuff in the red bottle is great! I can't feel my body...	That's strange. You know we aren't cockroaches either, right?

 

Bastard roommate by Raisinface 10-25-01
My alarm didn't go off this morning , so I got fired. Oh yeah. I unplugged it last night to use my rock tumbler.		Will a shiny rock cheer you up?

 

Definetly Deficated by Raisinface 10-25-01
Have you tried eating those mushrooms that grow in the cowshit yet? Yeah.	Pretty awesome, huh? Yeah.	The effects don't last long though.

 

George Orwell's 'Animal Farm' Qwikee by Raisinface 10-25-01
This farm would run a lot better on socialism, huh? Yeah.	Hmm. This doesn't seem to be working. Everything sucks. Yeah, let's sell some horses or pigs or something.	Who wants more bacon?

 

Electric Koolaid by Raisinface 10-25-01
I didn't know you could play the piano. I can't!	Oh.	This acid is really strong.

 

Home Improvement by Raisinface 10-25-01
We have to do something about the insect problem in here!		I told you to open some windows before you started painting.

 

Trashy humor by Raisinface 10-25-01
Feeling down in the dumps?	Ah hah hah hah hah hah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha. I kill me!

 

Grillin' time by Raisinface 10-25-01
You know, I don't thing lighting my cat on fire really qualifies as a 'Magic Trick'.	Okay...how would you like to see a 'Trick' then?	No thanks. C'mon! It'll be fun!

 

Farcical Flatulence by Raisinface 10-25-01
Go away.	I told you, I won't do it.	Please? Last time, I swear. Pull my finger.

 

Kafka's 'Metamorphosis' Qwikee by Raisinface 10-25-01
*yawn* Ahh, what a weird dream.	What the hell happened to me?	Woah, this isn't 'Red Badge of Courage'

 

John Steinbeck's 'Cannery Row' Qwikee by Raisinface 10-25-01
Whar we gonna fine some booze? I dunno. I ask 'round tha brothel.	You's got any hooch? Nah, but we're throwin' the Doc a party, 'cause he's great!	Big Party at Doc's place! Yee Haw! Let's trash it an learn sumpthin' bout ourselves!

 

Some say love, it is a river. by Raisinface 10-29-01
Fo' Shizzle	My Nizzle!	Oh no.... I hate myself.

 

Ooohhh...my stomach hurts. by Raisinface 10-29-01
So, little Bongo, what did you learn in school today?	Por que tu culo goteo in mi boca?	Maybe I should have a chat with your teacher....

 

Madness by Raisinface 10-31-01
		Potzrebie.

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