Why don't you smoke a doobie and play wid dis one, sistah: I saw yo' momma and said, "Oh, sweet heaven"... Cuz her ass is as big as a 7-11!
Sorry, if I'm blunt, but she's one big-ass cunt... On a scale from one to ten she's a 747! Whatcha got, beotch?
Try this on for size, sonny: On a white horse named Trigger... Rides my grandson the "wigger"... I don't know why, but he always tries... To be a hip-hop rappin', cowboy NIGGER!
