RCL no. 1957

Author: RandomComicLayoutGuy

Date: February 24, 2009

...and that's when he [ *sniff* ] -
...RAPED YOU??
No, dad. He didn't rape me. I let him tear off my clothes and cornhole my ass 'til it bled like a retarded mixed-martial arts contestant!
Then, why are you crying?
I'm not crying. I caught a cold when made me sleep outside naked.
Sounds like a boy after my own heart!