RCL no. 2231

Author: RandomComicLayoutGuy

Date: July 4, 2010

"WARNING! THE REACTOR COOLING SYSTEM HAS MALFUNCTIONED. THE SHIP WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN T-MINUS ONE MINUTE..."
I don't understand, Mother... How long is a "T"?
"THE SHIP WILL NOW DESTRUCT IN T-MINUS 30 SECONDS..."
I mean, if I know how long a T is, then I can do the math to figure out how long I have...
"T-MINUS 10 SECONDS... T- MINUS 9 SECONDS... T- MINUS 8 SECONDS... T-MINUS 7..."
At least, I'm gaining in time!