RCL no. 2795

Author: RandomComicLayoutGuy

Date: February 6, 2012

Don't worry, Schnookums... .
That mean ol' man will unlock the door and let us out of this cellar soon. Then we can go home and get you a flea bath and a warm saucer of milk, Schnookums.
(Sadly, after only three days of captivity, Kaufman ate his cat. Then, he discovered the door to the cellar wasn't, in fact, locked, and the so-called "mean ol' man" had left town two days earlier.)
LET US OUTTA HERE, YOU FUCK!!