RCL no. 2801

Author: RandomComicLayoutGuy

Date: February 8, 2012

Help...me. I've...been... shot.
Are you Mr. Spinetingle?
Yes. But...I...need... ...you...to...call...911.
And, I need you to sign for this special delivery letter...
Why...won't...you...call... ...for...help? I've...been...shot...goddammit!
That's outside the scope of my responsibilities, sir... Now, sign for this letter, asshole, so I can go on my break.