As Jebidiah was giving a pep talk to the volunteer firemen, someone in the crowd threw a fifty pound mackerel at his head...
IN...
Listen up, men...
...which harmlessly bounced off and landed at his feet.
...COM...
There's twenty-three cars piled up on this street and it's up to you guys to save as many of the injured as you can...
Turns out old Jeb here had a metal plate installed in his head after Bossy the Cow gave him a stiff back kick to his right temple.
...ING!!!
Now, try to not to throw up as there'll be blood every-where! Not to mention broken bones and cracked skulls and splattered brains and severed torsos and disjointed fingers and gouged eyeballs...
