RCL no. 3011

Author: RandomComicLayoutGuy

Date: June 9, 2012

I have to break up with you, Maura...
Why? I'm I not pretty enough? Aren't I fun to be around? What is it?
I don't think we're a good match sexually.
What do you mean we're not a good match sexually? I do everthing in bed you want me to including giving you lots of "head"!
That's the problem. The size of your head makes my dick look like a toothpick when you're giving me head!