RCL no. 3196

Author: RandomComicLayoutGuy

Date: October 14, 2012

In a fit of emotional rage, Captain Kirk picks a fight with the android who accidently killed his prized tribble...
Put 'em up, Artoo!
PREPARE...TO...MEET... ...YOUR...MAKER...HUMAN.
Oh, sure... Kirk was able to get in a few shots, actually denting the exterior metal casing of the android with his fist...
I'm going to work you like an immigrant seamstress!
AND...I...WILL...HIT... ...YOU...SO...HARD... ...YOUR...DOG...WILL... ...HAVE...TO...TAKE...A... ...SHIT...ON...YOUR... ...NEIGHBOR'S...LAWN.
...but, in the end, the android, being much stronger (and made out of metal), was able to soundly thump the starship captain's ass.
That doesn't even make sense, you mechanical bucket of bolts!
SPEAKING...OF... ...SCENTS... TELL...YOUR... ...MOTHER...SHE... ...NEEDS...TO...DOUCHE.