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| And, then my wife told me that she wanted for her birthday was something shiny and goes 0 to 150 in three seconds... | |
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| So, I bought her a scale. | |
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| HAHAHAHAHAHA- that's geniusness! | |
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| I thought so, too, until she kicked my ass! | |
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| Y'know... This is the fifteenth time your wife has kicked your ass. Have you considered kung fu lessons? | |
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