RCL no. 4260

Author: RandomComicLayoutGuy

Date: August 22, 2014

ATTENTION UNIDENTI-FIED SPACECRAFT... YOU ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH PLANET EARTH! I NEED TO SPEAK TO WHOEVER IS PILOTING THE SPACECRAFT!!
He's taking a dump.
GO GET HIM!!
He had mexican last night for dinner, so he's going to be awhile...
THEN, IT'S UP TO YOU... YOUR SHIP IS ON A TRAJECTORY TO TAKE OUT FERGUSON, MISSOURI, AND I NEED YOU TO PRESS THE EMERGENCY STOP BUTTON!!
With what? My penis?