RCL no. 4856

Author: RandomComicLayoutGuy

Date: August 17, 2015

Is Bill home?
He's on a business trip for the week... I'm here all by myself, if you know what I mean!
I do, but sex with a minor is against the law in this state, girlie.
I'm not a child... I'm a thirty-two year old midget, and my friends call me "The Spinner".
Yeah, right... The last time I fell for something like this, I spent five years in prison. Ironically, my cellmate called me "The Spinner", too.