We've been married only six weeks, but I feel like he's trying to kill me!
"Is this true, Mr. Sanders?"
You can call me "Colonel".
"Oh, you're that Sanders... Now it makes sense. And, I do love your 10 secret herbs and spices. My mouth is watering just thinking about it... Say, how quickly could you fry her up?"
WAIT!! WHAT??
Actually, it's 11 herbs and spices, and about nine minutes.
