Ranger's World.

Author: Ranger77

Date: May 19, 2020

by Ranger77
5-19-20
As your legal representatives we've been interviewing the women you have been with and gathering statements about your character for the lawsuit.
Oh.
"He can sing a Whitesnake ballad like no other." says one. Another wants to know when you'll be back to get your AXE body scrubber.
I keep 'em guessing. Like, heh.
I don't get this one: "The avocado! My God what that man can do with an avocado!"
Fuckin' Janet... Yeah...you can, like, leave that one out.