In AD 21XX, there was war.
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| Call now and get twice as much of this shit that ostensibly cleans everything! | |
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Very few people survived.
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| So how the fuck is this still playing on TV? | |
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| Remember! Only Ronco(tm) can keep your food dehydrated and your baldspots unnoticed with spraypaint! | |
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Those that did realized the truth quickly...
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| I didn't try keeping my ass alive during Armageddon for this! Now where did I put that cyanide... | |
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| Attention Citizens! Invest in the power of selling phone cards while you invest in precious metals! | |
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