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After feasting on the souls of many a sailor, Cthulhu likes to relax at his home where enjoys many of the daily activities we do.
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| Damn the bitch who lives with me. She bit off all of the heads of the fishes in the fridge. | |
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| Hello sir, have you been on hold for a while? | |
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| Ive been on hold for over an hour! If it were not for my weakness of turtle wax, I would have come down there and sucked the brains out of your skull! | |
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| Why have you cursed the television with your presence Ted Dancing? Your low rate comedy, Becker, displeases me. I shall feast on your soul for all eternity Ted Dancing! | |
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| Uh Oh, looks like Ive screwed up again. (laughter) | |
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