The Play Station Game by Relym76-20-02 I am a cigarette! I am in a war, nothing can harm me! Oh you want me don;t you! NO I do not, wait wait you are so sexy mr. cigarette. I will stop fighthing and hang out with you. HAHAHAHA!! I am Chas, I sneak up on you when you do not expect it and kill you! HAHAHAHA DAMN you cigarette you are such a deadly habit!
The antics of dating. by Relym76-21-02 The devil is trying desperately to seduce the cat loving god, but to no avail. Are you sure you want to sleep? Of course, I have work in the morning. But you can see my stomach and my legs are shaven Eh! I already have a cat, I do not need two. The devil is left sad and alone with no one to comfort her. Alright I guess we can hang out later..... Oh boy! I can go home and download porn and simpsons and then get some sleep!
