Why the Trojan war was retarded

Author: RetardedHistory

Date: September 9, 2008

by RetardedHistory
9-09-08
Haha, you Greeks will never get Helen back! You can't penetrate the walls of Troy!
Nope, I think you're right Priamos. Have Helen, she wasn't that fit anyway. In fact, we made you this wooden horse just to show no hard feelings.
Too obvious?
Yeah, too obvious. Everyone's seen that Brad Pitt film anyway.