Chinese Whispers, or Why the Profumo Affair was retarded

Date: September 17, 2008

Chinese Whispers, or Why the Profumo Affair was retarded

by RetardedHistory
9-17-08


	Hey, scoop, scoop! You know that MP, John Profumo? He's been having an affair with a showgirl!


	Hey, did you hear that a Russian spy is having an affair with a showgirl with the Secretary Of State?


	I think I caught the gist of that...

By the morning


	Mr Profumo! Is it true you and a Jamaican drug dealer had an affair with a Russian spy while watched by Christine Keeler?