Why the Indian Uprising was retarded

Author: RetardedHistory

Date: October 21, 2008

by RetardedHistory
10-21-08
British Officer's camp
Hey! *snigger* I had a really, really good idea for a prank. You know how most of our native soldiers are Hindu and Muslim, and you know how Hindus can't eat cows, and Muslims can't eat pork?
Yeah...
Well, we're ordering that new cartridge grease you have to bite to open, why don't we prank those guys and buy some pork and cow grease?
Haha yeah, they'll think that's hilarious!
Thousands of deaths later...
Well, I would have found it funny!
Miserable bastards!