Why the Crusades were retarded

Author: RetardedHistory

Date: October 28, 2008

by RetardedHistory
10-28-08
Jersualem 1099
For God!
For Allah!
For a monotheistic faith system! For a moral code that never seems to be in keeping with the age! For chastity, Patriarchy, rigorous prayer!
Wait a minute, those are my ones as well! Word for word! What are we going to fight over now?
Ah, er....oh! We both think Jesus was real and a really religiously significant figure, but only we think he was the Son of God.
Oh yeah! Let's do this, infidel.