Look Ms Meyer...me, Randall, Mr Barlow, Annie Wilkes, Christine, Cujo and Henry Bowers all think you should stop writing those books of yours. They're not very good.
Well, what if I don't?
...I'm sure I don't need to tell you what some of the most diabolic characters in 20th century literature could dream up.
I have no idea.
Oh, sorry...I forgot you're totally devoid of imagination and creative vision.
