All comics by Rhumsaa

 

Everton NG - Idol Challenge by Rhumsaa 11-17-01
At a McDonalds near you.... Hi, my names Bazilla - are you Roo my idol finalist? Do I look like him? Do you ask every hard working clown that? Get to Fuckery!	ah ha!!! it is you, no one else uses that catchphrase oh shit........ time to call in my secret weapon	Wow! Are you Popey my idol finalist? Roo you bastard.......

 

When Boredom Strikes.... by Rhumsaa 11-17-01
Somewhere on MSN Messenger.... Hi Phil, What do you think of my comic strips? oh they're great Gee, I'm amazed a 12 year old can come up with it, only kidding man. They're totally original and I can't wait for your latest spin on NG life		so you, Popey and Blue Dave will have one by tonight?

 

No one's perfect...... by Rhumsaa 11-17-01
Hey I noticed you last time and yet you had no relevance whatsoever to the comic, who are you? well you know how you pressed return and saved the comic by mistake and now you can't delete or edit anything?		fuck.... oh yes

 

Quaggers latest joke..... by Rhumsaa 11-17-01
Here you go Blue Dave I've got a great new joke for you.... ok GQ	some time later .......and so the Kopite said "What Tractor?" LOL	Taxi!

 

Bad taste........... (tongue in cheek) by Rhumsaa 11-17-01
what's happened? STEPHEN your time is up, follow me	Will I be alone here? oh no, the person you gave the most thought to in your life will join you.	Hello STEPHEN, it's Walter Smith. I've got some classic 0-0 matches here on tape and some great new ideas for the 5-a-side team on a tuesday night - 5 defenders! they'll never expect it.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

Roo's private words of advice.... by Rhumsaa 11-17-01
In the depths of e-mail... Gee you've really gone too far with that STEPHEN gag, I think you need to send a quick apology out before LMS starts or we'll still be here tomorrow night it's ok Roo I've got it all sorted, I have a new tactic for NG discussions	You're going to become a giant flame......... is that new? Ah ha! But I am not just a flamer now I am THE Flame, I will never be beaten as all flames will be in my power	But won't your dictionary burn in there? ..............you always have to be so negative

 

Popey and Blue Dave's picture rebellion by Rhumsaa 11-17-01
We've really shown Gee now that we've shared our real photos.... yeah! how dare the bastard portray me as having a ginger tache		nice cat tho his name is tiddles....

 

Touhey bites back by Rhumsaa 11-18-01
During another On Topic discussion.... right I've had enough of this, I'm going to really concentrate and make a genius reply with no spelling mistakes - that'll stop them btw Touhey your sisters minge looked like a bulldog eating mayonaisse by the time I'd finished last night, then it was Gee's turn and.....	Fuck You Room!!!!	Damn you F7 LMFAO!!!!!!

 

ITV hires Walter Smith fan? by Rhumsaa 11-19-01
On ITV's monday night footy show Ally asks the fans... So as our resident Everton fan what did you think of holding a team full of internationals to a 0-0 draw? Well come on Ally, why concentrate on that , Smith played a right back up front	Yes but didn't Watson do well up front? That's not the point. Smith's had an easy ride at Everton and the fans deserve to get on his back for that	Get on his back for getting a point against a team possibly challenging for a Top 4 spot? You're missing the point here Ally. I hate Walter Smith and he played a Right Back up front. Ok?

 

Patience Grasshopper by Rhumsaa 11-28-01
Right! If Smith doesn't sign a new striker I approve of by my own personal deadline that he doesn't know about he's shit and so are Everton's board!	the deadline passes	you're shit!!! you're shit!!!

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