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Meanwhile, back on the ranch
So, you know...I've got this hammer and this nail...and there's supposed to be something about "antidrug"...Ah, I forgot.
huzzah.

 

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
So now that the world's over and everything...
I think I'll hammer a nail into my head!
I'm apathetic.

 

 

Meanwhile, back on the ranch...
why are we in a bathroom?
I'm balancing on a ball.

 

Meanwhile, back on the ranch...
You are confirmed.
what does that mean?
...um...you're part of the Catholic club?

 

Meanwhile, back on the ranch...
I wants my money, boy! I AM HOOKERBUNNY!
no way I'm payin' you for that!
why not?
'cause you have a dumb face.
I AM HOOKERBUNNY!

 

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
I'm gonna rock and roll all night!
and party every day!
Party at my poop deck.

 

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
Dude, thank God this school year's almost over
Yeah, dude. Seriously, I was thinking it would never end!
Wait...you're a Christmas Tree?
You hadn't noticed?..............We've been friends literally all year...
Well, time to go rethink existence...
So does this mean we're not friends anymore?

 

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
What if I were a ninja?
...I wish I were a ninja...

 

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
Listen, babe. I can't stay with you. You cheated on me more times than I can count, not to mention you gave me a scorching case of herpes.
What the fuck? I don't have herpes!Did YOU cheat on ME!?
...um...no?

 

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
Apathy is so great on a warm sunny day.
mmmmmmm.....apathy.
Well, better put on another Bright Eyes record.

 

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
Ohmagawd, that was sooooo good. I'm gonna go to the bathroom, K?
I wish you weren't bulimic.
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Merry Christmas?

 

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
I dressed up like a playboy bunny for halloween!
I wish you weren't such a hooker.
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OOH! LOOK! A police car!

 

Meanwhile, back on the ranch...
Hey, sir?
Yes?
Well I was going to the grocery store, and I realized I was a little short on money, and since it's not much, wondered if you could help me out.
Sure, I guess. How much do you need?
I need about tree fitty.

 

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
I'm gonna chop you up!
WHAT!? I'll do anything! Don't chop me up? What can I do?
Well, I need about tree fitty.

 

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Do you watch Sex in the City?
No, I've never understood it. I think you have to be a woman or be gay to get it.
At this point, my college admissions counsellor spoke up...
I get it.
...
Awkward.
I'm really sorry

 

Meanwhile, back on the ranch...
Fag.
Stop taling about yourself, Max.
Aww...

 

inspired by a conversation with cameron...
abraham, go kill your son in my name k?
holy shit are you serious? alright I guess...
just kidding ahahaha! Dude that was fucking hilarious man.
God that wasn't funny. You're an asshole.
whatever, lets go score some weed and hit on the retarded cashier at taco bell.
why are you a sock puppet?

 

Meanwhile, back on the ranch...
'Scuse me, is there any way you could tell me where I could find the black market?
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No.

 

Meanwhile, back on the ranch...
Let's see here. David, it looks as if your record in life has been pretty good!
Sweet!
Oh...wait a second here...in 2003 you didn't do a robot Christmas comic. Tisk, Tisk.
Eternal damnation for you!
Aww...

 

Meanwhile, back on the ranch...
Why is it that, in your country, you can show scenes on television with people having their insides blown out, but one breast sparks a year's worth of debate?
Because people shouldn't be judged on their outside appearance. It's what's on the inside that counts.
God Bless America!
ZING!
ZING!

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