Sometimes, my mom asks me to do things I don't want to do, so I joke and feign ignorance so I don't have to do it.
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| Andy, I thought I asked you to clean the bathroom. | |
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| Hmm... bathroom... nope, not remembering you asking that. | |
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She invariably gets mad. I usually know when to stop...
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| Dammit, Andy, stop playing around and clean the bathroom | |
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| Mom! I told you! I don't know what you're talking about!!! | |
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...but I worry that someday I'll push her over the edge.
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| Not so funny now, are you, son? Nope, not now that I've HAMMERED A FREAKING NAIL INTO YOUR SKULL!!! | |
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