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As the roof was leaking, a Zen Master told two monks to bring something to catch the water. One brought a tub, the other a basket. The first was severely reprimanded, the second highly praised.
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by Riparian
11-10-03
In a cost cutting effort, SBC has switched from Human techs to robot ones.
So, yer here to fix my DSL?
YES PERIOD PERIOD PERIOD PLEASE SHOW ME WHERE YOUR MODEM IS LOCATED EXCLIMATION POINT
HERE IS THE PROBLEM COMMA THE MODEM SUPPLIED BY YOUR ISP IS BAD PERIOD
Bull****! I got this modem from you! In fact my ISP gave me a 'known good' modem to test with and it still did not work!
FINE EXCLIMATION POINT WE WILL REPLACE YOUR MODEM PERIOD BUT COMMA WE WILL HAVE TO CHARGE YOU FOR IT PERIOD
I'm going to find a part of your body that you cannot reach and spit on you till you rust to death!
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