RizzleMcIzzle  

Well for starters, I finally got my high school ring. But I was a fatter fuck back when I picked the size, so now it doesn't fit my finger. I also never get invited to birthdays anymore...

My dog doesn't like me as much as he used to, homework's dumb, the stupid CD player wouldn't play one of my CDs, my arms hurt because I just lifted weights, I want a snow day and some love...

...Oh and all the girls in school think I have cooties, but it's really just herpes.