RizzleMcIzzle

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My comics aren't so much humorous as they are a cry for help, which no one has responded to by the way... *sigh :-(

The Real Jesus is in Heaven

by RizzleMcIzzle
4-15-06


	God damn, I'm so fucking glad Lent is over! I can finally have a beer again! I don't know what I was thinking giving this shit up! Bartender, get me crunked!


	Sure! I love getting paid for drowning people's judgment in cold, delicious alcohol!

After partying...


	Whew, I'm so wasted... where are my keys?! Oh yeah, they're in my pocket.. Fuck, those stupid ass Roman soldiers took my clothes!


	*Don't worry buddy...hic. I'll get you home. I feel hic* fine...**

After the arrest...


	What?! I normally hit five parked cars and never get pulled over!