All comics by RoboFlashieFresh

 

To the X-treme! by RoboFlashieFresh 7-08-06
The X-treme Hour with Lee Roth Finally, those sons of b*tches at the network have given me my own show. This means you people at home are going to get some X-rated sh*t just like you like it! FCC be damned and go f*ck yourselves you c*nt licking ball sucking prude ass mother f*ckers, cuz Lee Roth has his own f*cking cable T.V. show! Woooo!!!	Hey dude, who the f*ck are you? The network hired me. I'm your hype man. I tell those slimy piss head mother f*cking sons of b*tches how this show goes down! On the real.	Ok, that's cool, I guess. Is there anything else about you that the viewers at home and I should know about you? I'm also a rapist.

 

What the Hell! by RoboFlashieFresh 7-15-06
Backstage with Lee Roth's producer. Jason, do you know that you have me working with a convicted rapist?! What are you getting at?	How do you think my audience will respond to having a rapist as co-host? Look, Lee, if I could do something about it I would. But the truth of the matter is that Raper threatened me with anal rape if I didn't give him the job, so, though luck.	What If I threatened to anally rape you?! Really? Do you want to do it now or should we meet up somewhre later?

 

You could learn something from your elders... by RoboFlashieFresh 7-29-06
America: Fuck Yeah! Hey, did you know that Jesus Christ was a Jew? You heathen abortion, that's a lie.	No, it's true. It says in the bible... You fucking pig raper, Jesus was an American like the rest of us not some beard havin', nit cap wearin' Nazi	Actually Jews weren't Nazis... You hold your tounge when you talk to me, boy. And you apologize to Jesus while you're at it.

 

Oh Snizap! by RoboFlashieFresh 7-29-06
In Lee Roth's producer's office Hey Lee, we need to talk about your show... It's about that robot. He's sinking this show isn't he? I told you my kind of audience wouldn't go for a rapist.	Well actually it's not like that. Turns out your demographic was middle-aged molesters and sexual predators. They tend to dig your co-host more than you. So, what does this mean?	We're giving James your show. Oh, and "You're fired." I just had to say that before it got old.

 

Pity is for wussys by RoboFlashieFresh 9-07-06
Why so glum chum?	My girlfriend just dumped me and she's taken my kids from me. Oh man that's horrible!	Yeah, and the thing about that is that they aren't even hers! I've already given you my pity, what else do you want? Damn you're greedy!

 

I still giggle at the word nuts by RoboFlashieFresh 9-07-06
Where did I hide those nuts?	Why do I care where they're hidden?	Oh yeah, that's right...

 

Hey, Kidz! Heroine is Delicious!

Oh, yum! This is delicious! What did you put in it? Heroine.

by RoboFlashieFresh, 10-14-06

 

Love by RoboFlashieFresh 10-14-06
Rick, do you love me? Of course baby.	Then why haven't I seen your face yet? Know what? I got a better question. Why haven't you sucked my dick yet?	Uh, well... Exactly. Now shut up and go fix me a sandwhich.

 

Beer goggles

Girl, that outfit you're wearing is giving me a hard-on! Ditto!

by RoboFlashieFresh, 10-14-06

 

Does this make me look gay? by RoboFlashieFresh 10-19-06
C'mon. You know you want to try it No f*cking way	Sure you do. All of my other boyfriends loved when I did it I am not going to let you stick your finger in my ass when we're having sex!	I promise it's not gay... Well...

 

Internships by RoboFlashieFresh 3-07-07
I really appreciate you coming out here to take my last will . It's been so long since I've had any other human contact.	You don't know how incredibly lonely a man can get. The craving for another person here to talk to...	I guess there's no chance that I can get you to have sex with me, is there? I hate this internship

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