All comics by Robynhood

 

A typical scene Robyn faces at EVERY party. by Robynhood 10-28-01
Ah, Robyn, my staff is leaving in one minute, can I have some money HAROLD, how many times do I have to tell you this. Please write down a receipt for me and then I will pay you.	So here is the receipt. I'm not sure if I added it write cause I can't I am illiterate. I can't read, spell or even do math. I'm just a big dolt with a broken jaw. I don't know why I am even reading this. I will redo it my way anyway. I will pretend to read it....Boy his nose is so big. I can't believe he ever had children. No wonder his wife left him.	Well it looks as though you did the math wrong AGAIN Harold. It should be only $20 for the whole night. Does that sound good? $20? Thats a lot of money. I can put some of that as a downpayment to get my jaw fixed. I need to look good for the ladies. I even think a little eleventeen year old was looking at me tonight...

 

The raver paradox by Robynhood 10-28-01
Raves aren't like they used to be. They are too commercial these days. I hear ya!! All these promoters are making a MINT off of us little party people. It's just not fair. If I was a promoter it would be done right.	First of all. The headliner has to be a REAL headliner, like Christopher Lawrence. And the space has to be HUGE. I mean we have to give the DJ the respect they deserve. You are SOO right. And there should be a chill room with leather coaches where i can do drugs all night. There has to be 1000s of people there. Did I mention crowds make me cranky?	Oh ya, and they should only be $15 each, have no lineups, and give us all of our money back if we don't like something about the party Man I should really look into this promoting thing. It sounds so easy. And I do need that new computer and car. Imagine how popular I would be?

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